In pop culture, girls who crush hopelessly on guys they can’t have are painted...– Lamenting the Friendzone, or: The Nice Guy Approach to Perpetuating Sexist Bullshit (via waschbar)
Saint Motel - Benny Goodman
I think if I tried to spit up some sort of poem about why my feet are boulders and my heart’s in a sling I’d sound ridiculous ha ha ha in other words I ignore punctuation at ALL COSTS and if you do too you must be an english major
downloading every explosions in the sky song I can get my hands on just because
tlyudacris: my impersonation of people that dress their kids up in “”hip”“” “”“cool”“” clothing enjoy
glamydia: who needs exercise when you have baggy clothes am i right
I’m back and I’m sad More on this later
[[MORE]]doing the typical nighttime stuff, ya know, just sitting here and coughing up a mucus monster and being jealous of all my friends and their life changing adventures this summer while I’ve been bumming around my town hating people L O L but yeah as utterly cliche as this is college can not come soon enough
Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...– John Green
I DON’T THINK YOU ALL UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS VIDEO WAS TO MY MENTAL DEVELOPMENT IN 8TH GRADE
Why are all my friends all weirded out by my big fat lesbian crush on Emma Watson?
My poor dog chews his nails when he gets nervous and his little paws bleed and he limps when he walks and I think he learned the habit from me
flowers-without-reason: thecoralreif: The funny thing is, I don’t find summer inspiring at all I’ve always hated summer. Too much free time. Emma, we should be recluses together. We can be like Jane Austen and Emily Dickinson. I call Jane. I would be immensely honored if I could be someone that even SLIGHTLY resembles Emily Dickinson, but alas, I have no words this summer. No little...
The funny thing is, I don’t find summer inspiring at all
the-faerie-ring: I want to be a faerie I want to be a mermaid I want to be a forest nymph I want to be the wife of legolas I want to be an elven queen I want to be a wolf tamer
No one understood the perfume of the dark magnolia of your womb. No one knew...– Federico García Lorca, Gacela of Unforeseen Love, trans. W. S. Mervin
Have you ever spent time with someone you haven’t been around in a while and upon talking realized they actually became LESS mature and interesting than when you first became their friend?
Anonymous asked: name girl crushes
you like to be swallowed and i like swallows. your skin reeks of...– When they squeeze us the wind splinters where we used to be, which is also where we are now, Thomas Courtney Vance
I want to cuddle with my cat and I think my cat wants to cuddle with me but neither of us are willing to initiate it it’s like one of those stupid romantic comedies except WITH A FUCKING CAT
bayleef: tegatime: xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex. OH REALLY? Well,...
Caring for Your Introvert →
microcosmicmorganism: dreamsinthyme: The habits and needs of a little-understood group By Jonathan Rauch A-fucking-men! I wish all my relatives would read this and understand I am not an anti-social bastard! hahahha I just emailed this to my parents
You swallowed everything, like distance. Like the sea, like time. In you...– Pablo Neruda (via recycled-words)
I’ve been listening to a lot of the Black Keys lately, like moreso than usual because whenever they play the feeling I get can only really be compared to one of shampooing your hair and feeling the suds and dirt drip off your shoulders and down your back and slither across the floor
Just signed up for Colby’s outdoor orientation! I’ll be hopefully sailing across the coast of Maine for a couple of days with some of my fellow freshman, spending my days on the ocean, my nights camping at the beaches. If not, my second and third choices (ocean kayaking and photography) seem pretty ballin as well. Ohhh I can’t wait